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Harold “Rock Solid” Johnson Passes Away: World Remembers Unwavering Commitment to Lies
READ MORE →: Harold “Rock Solid” Johnson Passes Away: World Remembers Unwavering Commitment to LiesMURFREESBORO, TN – The quiet town of Murfreesboro is mourning the loss of Harold “Rock Solid”…
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San Fran Crowns “Cardboard King” in Upcycled (and Slightly Soggy) Ceremony
READ MORE →: San Fran Crowns “Cardboard King” in Upcycled (and Slightly Soggy) CeremonySan Francisco, CA – In a development that surprised literally no one who’s ever navigated Market…
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“Hold On, You Mean We Can’t All Retire on Beanie Babies and Classic Rock CDs?” – Bewildered Boomers Discover the Harsh Reality of Their Empty Nests (and Even Emptier Bank Accounts)
READ MORE →: “Hold On, You Mean We Can’t All Retire on Beanie Babies and Classic Rock CDs?” – Bewildered Boomers Discover the Harsh Reality of Their Empty Nests (and Even Emptier Bank Accounts)NAPLES, FL – In a development as shocking as the cancellation of “Full House” reruns, a…
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Trump to Pay Hush Money to Biden After Fucking Him in Tonight’s Debate
READ MORE →: Trump to Pay Hush Money to Biden After Fucking Him in Tonight’s Debate1 ALANTA, GA – In an unprecedented turn of events that has left political analysts and…
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College Tuition Rates Mysteriously Soar Alongside Guaranteed Loan Programs: Coincidence? Absolutely.
READ MORE →: College Tuition Rates Mysteriously Soar Alongside Guaranteed Loan Programs: Coincidence? Absolutely.WASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning display of economic synchronicity, college tuition rates have skyrocketed just…
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Founding Father’s Forbidden Fruit: Ben Franklin Revealed to be 92% Venereal Disease, Historians Shocked.
READ MORE →: Founding Father’s Forbidden Fruit: Ben Franklin Revealed to be 92% Venereal Disease, Historians Shocked.Philadelphia, PA – In a groundbreaking discovery that sheds new light on the “founding fluids” of…
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Janet Yellen’s Advice to Affording Groceries: “Just Be Worth 20 Million Dollars Like Me, I’ve Barely Noticed the Spike in Grocery Prices”
READ MORE →: Janet Yellen’s Advice to Affording Groceries: “Just Be Worth 20 Million Dollars Like Me, I’ve Barely Noticed the Spike in Grocery Prices”WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning display of financial acumen and impeccable timing, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has…
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Local Sales Manager Astounds Team by Motivating Without Clichéd Sports Analogies
READ MORE →: Local Sales Manager Astounds Team by Motivating Without Clichéd Sports AnalogiesATLANTA, GA – In a development defying all odds, a regional sales manager has reportedly led…
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Humanity 2.0 Debuts: Turns Out Asshole-ism is the Dominant Gene, Scientists Shocked (But Not That Shocked)
READ MORE →: Humanity 2.0 Debuts: Turns Out Asshole-ism is the Dominant Gene, Scientists Shocked (But Not That Shocked)San Francisco, CA – In a development that would surprise literally no one who’s ever scrolled…
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Therapist Fired After Committing Cardinal Sin: Actually Curing Patient
READ MORE →: Therapist Fired After Committing Cardinal Sin: Actually Curing PatientTRENTON, NJ – In a development that has sent shockwaves through the psychiatry community, a local…
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Cheeto Shortage Leaves Snackers Cheezless: #BringBackTheCheetle Gains Steam
READ MORE →: Cheeto Shortage Leaves Snackers Cheezless: #BringBackTheCheetle Gains Steam1 Milwaukee, WI – A sense of despair hung heavy in the air at a Milwaukee…
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Entire Population Of California Determined To Be On The Spectrum.
READ MORE →: Entire Population Of California Determined To Be On The Spectrum.Sacramento, CA – In a groundbreaking discovery that explains a whole lot about kombucha popularity and…
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