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Next Generation Amazon Alexa to Feature A.I. That Will Console Your Wife’s Daily Complaints
READ MORE →: Next Generation Amazon Alexa to Feature A.I. That Will Console Your Wife’s Daily ComplaintsSEATTLE, WA – In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize domestic harmony, Amazon announced today that its…
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AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for Incels
READ MORE →: AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for IncelsSAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a surprising development that has both baffled and alarmed experts, artificial…
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Mr. Miyagi Unmasked: Karate Master or Shady Entrepreneur?
READ MORE →: Mr. Miyagi Unmasked: Karate Master or Shady Entrepreneur?RESEDA / LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples…
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California residents plead with CIA to reinstate project MK Ultra, as the idea of free LSD sounds pretty good right now.
READ MORE →: California residents plead with CIA to reinstate project MK Ultra, as the idea of free LSD sounds pretty good right now.SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a desperate plea for relief from the relentless pressures of modern…
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Parents Thrilled with Back-to-School Season: Another Excuse to Be Late to Work.
READ MORE →: Parents Thrilled with Back-to-School Season: Another Excuse to Be Late to Work.SCHENECTADY, NY – As the lazy days of summer wind down and the crisp scent of…
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Pit Bull Owner Insists They Are the Kindest Breed, Despite Only Having Half His Face Left
READ MORE →: Pit Bull Owner Insists They Are the Kindest Breed, Despite Only Having Half His Face LeftCLEARWATER, FL – In a heartwarming display of loyalty and resilience, local man Harold “Half-Face” Jenkins…
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Parents Indicted on Heinous Charge: Gifting Teen Son Car Without Heated Seats
READ MORE →: Parents Indicted on Heinous Charge: Gifting Teen Son Car Without Heated SeatsKENNEBUNKPORT, ME – In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of outrage through…
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Studies Show Surprising Number of Women Searching LoveAPrisoner.com Have Severe Mental Issues
READ MORE →: Studies Show Surprising Number of Women Searching LoveAPrisoner.com Have Severe Mental IssuesLEAVENWORTH, KS – In a groundbreaking study that will surely spark debates among relationship experts and armchair…
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Gen Z Comes to Shocking Realization That the Toxic, Traumatic, and Abusive World They Live In Is Just Normal Everyday Life
READ MORE →: Gen Z Comes to Shocking Realization That the Toxic, Traumatic, and Abusive World They Live In Is Just Normal Everyday LifeNational – In a stunning revelation that has rocked the foundations of social media and therapy…
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Harley Davidson Riders Somehow Find One More Way to Be Annoying
READ MORE →: Harley Davidson Riders Somehow Find One More Way to Be AnnoyingSTURGIS – SD – In a development that has left neighbors, pedestrians, and even fellow motorcyclists…
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Occupy Wall Street’s Last Holdout Evicted by Reality After Realizing No One Was Watching
READ MORE →: Occupy Wall Street’s Last Holdout Evicted by Reality After Realizing No One Was WatchingNEW YORK, NY – In a development as predictable as a banker’s bonus, Occupy Wall Street’s…
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C-Suite Shocker: Executives Spotted at Desks Five Days Straight, Country Club In Shambles
READ MORE →: C-Suite Shocker: Executives Spotted at Desks Five Days Straight, Country Club In ShamblesPALM BEACH, FL – In a development sending ripples through the world of corporate excess, the…