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Selective Service Shuffle: Gender Bends Won’t Save You From Uncle Sam (This Time)
READ MORE →: Selective Service Shuffle: Gender Bends Won’t Save You From Uncle Sam (This Time)KNOXVILLE, TN, – Remember the good ol’ days when claiming moral objections or a sudden love for…
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Director Defies All Rules And Casts A Straight, White, Male For His Next Commercial
READ MORE →: Director Defies All Rules And Casts A Straight, White, Male For His Next CommercialMADISON, WI. In a move that has sent shockwaves through the notoriously diverse landscape of yogurt…
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Yeehaw! Jesus Really Dug Those Shrapnel Showers, Says Man Now Sporting Gummy Smile!
READ MORE →: Yeehaw! Jesus Really Dug Those Shrapnel Showers, Says Man Now Sporting Gummy Smile!RUM CREEK, WV – Holy Shrapnel, Man Loses Chompers, Ray LaRue (42) of Rum Creek, West…
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With More States Legalizing Marijuana, Build a Bear Stores Being Converted to Build a Bong Stores in Malls Nationwide
READ MORE →: With More States Legalizing Marijuana, Build a Bear Stores Being Converted to Build a Bong Stores in Malls NationwideST. LOUIS, MO – Brace yourselves, parents! As marijuana legalization sweeps across the nation, the beloved…
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Americans Gather To Once Again Celebrate Kicking England’s Ass.
READ MORE →: Americans Gather To Once Again Celebrate Kicking England’s Ass.Washington D.C. – In a move that would leave even the Founding Fathers scratching their powdered…
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Wabasha Man Loses Arm in Catfish Cage Match, Claims Rare Appearance from “Catfish Hunter” Responsible
READ MORE →: Wabasha Man Loses Arm in Catfish Cage Match, Claims Rare Appearance from “Catfish Hunter” ResponsibleWabasha, MN – Local man, Cletus O’Sullivan, is nursing a decidedly one-sided battle wound after a…
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NIH Finally Determines Source Of Covid-19: Turns Out It Was Just Whoopi Goldberg’s Undies All Along
READ MORE →: NIH Finally Determines Source Of Covid-19: Turns Out It Was Just Whoopi Goldberg’s Undies All AlongNEW YORK, N.Y. – In a shocking turn of events, the National Institutes of Health (NIH)…
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Leftists Gather at Pretentious Social Event, Discuss Evils of Money While Sipping $12 Fair-Trade Kombucha
READ MORE →: Leftists Gather at Pretentious Social Event, Discuss Evils of Money While Sipping $12 Fair-Trade KombuchaBERKELEY, CA – In a scene dripping with irony thicker than artisanal avocado toast, a gaggle…
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POTD Exclusive! NBC Tearfully Confirms Beloved Sitcom Alien ALF, Was Actually Just a Guy in a Furry Suit
READ MORE →: POTD Exclusive! NBC Tearfully Confirms Beloved Sitcom Alien ALF, Was Actually Just a Guy in a Furry SuitNEW YORK, NY – In a move that will leave a generation of latchkey children questioning…
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Guidance Counselor Fired After Suggesting “Unrealistic” Career Path: Gainful Employment
READ MORE →: Guidance Counselor Fired After Suggesting “Unrealistic” Career Path: Gainful EmploymentNEW YORK CITY, NY – In a move that sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of…
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Suicide Pact Fizzles After Teens Confuse Russian Roulette with Spin The Bottle.
READ MORE →: Suicide Pact Fizzles After Teens Confuse Russian Roulette with Spin The Bottle.Cleveland, OH – In a development that will make teenagers everywhere reconsider their internet research skills,…
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Gavin Newsom Forced to Attend Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace University After Completely Screwing California’s Economy
READ MORE →: Gavin Newsom Forced to Attend Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace University After Completely Screwing California’s EconomySacramento, CA – In a move as shocking as it is long overdue, California Governor Gavin…
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