Est. 2024
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Clearly Canadian Launches “Clearly Mexican” – Now With Real Tijuana Gutter Water
READ MORE →: Clearly Canadian Launches “Clearly Mexican” – Now With Real Tijuana Gutter WaterClearly Canadian just dropped “Clearly Mexican” — now with real Tijuana gutter water. Packed with electrolytes…
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Flux Capacitor Now Available on Temu for $9.99 With Free Shipping
READ MORE →: Flux Capacitor Now Available on Temu for $9.99 With Free ShippingTemu is now selling Flux Capacitors for $9.99 with free shipping. Why need 1.21 jiggawatts when…
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Climate Conscious Canadians to Offer Carbon Neutral Assisted Suicide Options
READ MORE →: Climate Conscious Canadians to Offer Carbon Neutral Assisted Suicide OptionsClimate-conscious Canadians just launched EcoExit™ — the world’s first carbon-neutral assisted suicide service. Now you can…
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Southwest Airlines to Implement Fat Ass Tax in 2026
READ MORE →: Southwest Airlines to Implement Fat Ass Tax in 2026Southwest unveils new motto: ‘The more you weigh, the more you pay’.
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Roger Waters Looking to Acquire Beatles Rights So He Can Fuck Up Their Music Too
READ MORE →: Roger Waters Looking to Acquire Beatles Rights So He Can Fuck Up Their Music TooRoger Waters promises to fix Beatles harmonies by replacing them with monotone lectures on neoliberalism.
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OnlyBots to Surpass OnlyFans Viewership as Comic Book Nerd Population Surges
READ MORE →: OnlyBots to Surpass OnlyFans Viewership as Comic Book Nerd Population SurgesOnlyBots Premium Promises Erotic Cosplay and Firmware Updates Without Daddy Issues, Human Performers Officially Obsolete.
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Beer-Fueled Oktoberfest Kicks Off, Proving Once Again That German Engineering Failed at Lederhosen
READ MORE →: Beer-Fueled Oktoberfest Kicks Off, Proving Once Again That German Engineering Failed at LederhosenOktoberfest Begins: Millions Celebrate Beer, Pretzels, and Suspenders So Tight That They Cause Male Sterility
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Latest Generation AI Model Proves to Still Be Dumb as Fuck. Humanity Saved… For Now.
READ MORE →: Latest Generation AI Model Proves to Still Be Dumb as Fuck. Humanity Saved… For Now.ChatGPT proves to be highly retarded, Humanity Breathes Sigh of Relief.
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Brits Know Their Food Is Shitty, But Won’t Discuss It Due To Fear of Government Backlash
READ MORE →: Brits Know Their Food Is Shitty, But Won’t Discuss It Due To Fear of Government BacklashHer Majesty’s Secret Shame: The Only Thing More Repressed Than British Free Speech Is British Cooking.
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Pyramids Linked to 21st-Century Mexican Time Travelers
READ MORE →: Pyramids Linked to 21st-Century Mexican Time TravelersForget aliens. The pyramid rose in 30 days thanks to Mexican contractors who rolled up with…
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Cambridge Dictionary Officially Becomes TikTok Comment Section
READ MORE →: Cambridge Dictionary Officially Becomes TikTok Comment SectionCambridge Dictionary, once a scholarly fortress of English, has officially rebranded as a TikTok comment thread.…
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Billionaire Larry Fink Lectures Public on “Cutting Back,” Says Private Car Ownership and Real Food Are “Overrated”
READ MORE →: Billionaire Larry Fink Lectures Public on “Cutting Back,” Says Private Car Ownership and Real Food Are “Overrated”Check out the balls on this guy…