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  • Smoke on the Horizon: Vatican Goes Full Lockdown After Pope Francis’ Exit at 88

    Smoke on the Horizon: Vatican Goes Full Lockdown After Pope Francis’ Exit at 88

    The Pope is dead, the throne is empty, and 135 crimson-cloaked men are locked in a chapel playing holy politics. As black smoke curls into the sky, we await the next pontiff — hopefully chosen for piety, not a clean rap sheet. Vatican roulette spins again. Pray the Holy Spirit’s aim is better this time.


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