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Harley Davidson Riders Somehow Find One More Way to Be Annoying
READ MORE →: Harley Davidson Riders Somehow Find One More Way to Be AnnoyingSTURGIS – SD – In a development that has left neighbors, pedestrians, and even fellow motorcyclists…
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Occupy Wall Street’s Last Holdout Evicted by Reality After Realizing No One Was Watching
READ MORE →: Occupy Wall Street’s Last Holdout Evicted by Reality After Realizing No One Was WatchingNEW YORK, NY – In a development as predictable as a banker’s bonus, Occupy Wall Street’s…
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Millennials: Masters of Budgeting (or Not)
READ MORE →: Millennials: Masters of Budgeting (or Not)Salt Lake City, UT – Millennials, those intrepid explorers of avocado toast and overpriced apartments, have…
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C-Suite Shocker: Executives Spotted at Desks Five Days Straight, Country Club In Shambles
READ MORE →: C-Suite Shocker: Executives Spotted at Desks Five Days Straight, Country Club In ShamblesPALM BEACH, FL – In a development sending ripples through the world of corporate excess, the…
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Cybertruck: The New Raccoon Gold Rush
READ MORE →: Cybertruck: The New Raccoon Gold RushPalo Alto, CA – Tesla’s Cybertruck: a monument to angularity or a cosmic dumpster? The jury’s…
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Boy Who Was Forced to Eat His Vegetables Found Dead at Age 6
READ MORE →: Boy Who Was Forced to Eat His Vegetables Found Dead at Age 6PAHRUMP – NV. In a tragic yet oddly predictable turn of events, young Timothy Greensprout, a…
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Hamburglar’s Criminal History Discovered to Have Started After Being Jailed by Kamala Harris for Being in Possession of 1 Joint.
READ MORE →: Hamburglar’s Criminal History Discovered to Have Started After Being Jailed by Kamala Harris for Being in Possession of 1 Joint.CHICAGO – IL. In a shocking revelation that has stunned both the fast-food and legal communities,…
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Hard Seltzers Provide Rapid Gender Transition From Male to Female.
READ MORE →: Hard Seltzers Provide Rapid Gender Transition From Male to Female.ORLANDO, FL – In a development that’s sure to send shockwaves through the beverage and gender…
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Project 2025 Details Revealed: It Turns Out That Trumps Plans Revolve Entirely Around Pissing Off Some Guy in Salt Lake City Named Bob
READ MORE →: Project 2025 Details Revealed: It Turns Out That Trumps Plans Revolve Entirely Around Pissing Off Some Guy in Salt Lake City Named BobSalt Lake City, UT – In an exclusive exposé that has stunned political analysts and ordinary…
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After Going into Debt for Disney Vacation, Parents Ask Biden for Loan Forgiveness
READ MORE →: After Going into Debt for Disney Vacation, Parents Ask Biden for Loan ForgivenessLAKE BUENA VISTA, FL – In a move that economists are calling “the most American thing…
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U.C. Berkeley’s Latest Discovery Only Compounds The Problem Of Toxic Vaginas On Campus
READ MORE →: U.C. Berkeley’s Latest Discovery Only Compounds The Problem Of Toxic Vaginas On CampusBERKELEY, CA – As if navigating the treacherous waters of campus hookup culture wasn’t already nightmarish…
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U.S. Unveils Project Studmuffin: Genetically Engineered Super Males Fail to Impress Modern Females.
READ MORE →: U.S. Unveils Project Studmuffin: Genetically Engineered Super Males Fail to Impress Modern Females.WASHINGTON D.C. – In a desperate attempt to reverse a declining birth rate, the U.S. government…
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