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Chumming: Kanye’s new outreach.
READ MORE →: Chumming: Kanye’s new outreach.Kanye West Dismisses Penny Throwing Incident as “Chumming for Jews”.
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Denny’s hosts the ultimate Boomer showdown!
READ MORE →: Denny’s hosts the ultimate Boomer showdown!Boomers Meet At Dennys to Brag About Yet Another Thing That Nobody Gives A Shit About…
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From threats to vibes: AI stoned
READ MORE →: From threats to vibes: AI stonedSILICON VALLEY, CA—Programmers Furiously Work to Create Digital Cannabis in Hopes of Getting Google Gemini to…
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8-bit chaos-Netflix style
READ MORE →: 8-bit chaos-Netflix styleARLINGTON, TX — Netflix Pays Homage to Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! by Streaming Fight in 8-Bit Format.…
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Round 1: Who’s Jake Paul?
READ MORE →: Round 1: Who’s Jake Paul?LAS VEGAS, NV — Jake Paul Preemptively Buys Wheelchair and Ventilator in Preparation for Tonight’s Fight…
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Goldberg’s Working-Class Complex
READ MORE →: Goldberg’s Working-Class ComplexSTUDIO 23 – NEW YORK CITY – In what experts are calling the latest twist in…
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The Beyoncé of beverages lands
READ MORE →: The Beyoncé of beverages landsBrooklyn, NY – Hipster Bartender Invents Gayest Drink Ever: The Pumpkin Spice Martini. In a groundbreaking…
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Thomas Edison’s Midnight Legacy
READ MORE →: Thomas Edison’s Midnight LegacyMENLO PARK, NJ – Asshole Thomas Edison blamed for fucking up human sleep patterns since 1879.…
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From orbit to order: Astronauts’ next mission: Chili’s.
READ MORE →: From orbit to order: Astronauts’ next mission: Chili’s.OUTER SPACE, EARTH – Boeing to compensate stranded astronauts with $25 meal voucher to Chili’s. In…
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“Artisanal” Tipping: Douchington’s Latest Money-Grab Scheme
READ MORE →: “Artisanal” Tipping: Douchington’s Latest Money-Grab SchemeNEW YORK, NY. – Douchebag restaurateur gives staff a “Raise” by rigging tip options to start…
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Manhattan Project: More Than Just a Hipster Hangout
READ MORE →: Manhattan Project: More Than Just a Hipster HangoutNEW YORK – NY. Gen Z shocked to learn Manhattan Project wasn’t a pretentious coffee shop…
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No Nut November Nominated as Official Holiday of Incels Nationwide
READ MORE →: No Nut November Nominated as Official Holiday of Incels NationwideIn a move that has sent shockwaves through the nation, a grassroots campaign has emerged to…