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Next Generation Amazon Alexa to Feature A.I. That Will Console Your Wife’s Daily Complaints
READ MORE →: Next Generation Amazon Alexa to Feature A.I. That Will Console Your Wife’s Daily ComplaintsSEATTLE, WA – In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize domestic harmony, Amazon announced today that its…
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Jerome Powell May Actually Be Rip Van Winkle. Fed Chair Asleep As Economy Crumbles.
READ MORE →: Jerome Powell May Actually Be Rip Van Winkle. Fed Chair Asleep As Economy Crumbles.WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a startling turn of events, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell may have…
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AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for Incels
READ MORE →: AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for IncelsSAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a surprising development that has both baffled and alarmed experts, artificial…
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POTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta for Discussing the Afterlife. We Strive to Adhere to Meta’s Strict Code of Conduct and will Include More Tits, Ass and OnlyFans Models in Future Posts
READ MORE →: POTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta for Discussing the Afterlife. We Strive to Adhere to Meta’s Strict Code of Conduct and will Include More Tits, Ass and OnlyFans Models in Future PostsIn a shocking display of audacity and complete disregard for the sacred dominion of Meta, our…
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Mr. Miyagi Unmasked: Karate Master or Shady Entrepreneur?
READ MORE →: Mr. Miyagi Unmasked: Karate Master or Shady Entrepreneur?RESEDA / LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples…
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California residents plead with CIA to reinstate project MK Ultra, as the idea of free LSD sounds pretty good right now.
READ MORE →: California residents plead with CIA to reinstate project MK Ultra, as the idea of free LSD sounds pretty good right now.SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a desperate plea for relief from the relentless pressures of modern…
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Parents Thrilled with Back-to-School Season: Another Excuse to Be Late to Work.
READ MORE →: Parents Thrilled with Back-to-School Season: Another Excuse to Be Late to Work.SCHENECTADY, NY – As the lazy days of summer wind down and the crisp scent of…
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Pit Bull Owner Insists They Are the Kindest Breed, Despite Only Having Half His Face Left
READ MORE →: Pit Bull Owner Insists They Are the Kindest Breed, Despite Only Having Half His Face LeftCLEARWATER, FL – In a heartwarming display of loyalty and resilience, local man Harold “Half-Face” Jenkins…
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Parents Indicted on Heinous Charge: Gifting Teen Son Car Without Heated Seats
READ MORE →: Parents Indicted on Heinous Charge: Gifting Teen Son Car Without Heated SeatsKENNEBUNKPORT, ME – In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of outrage through…
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To Counter RNC’s Promotion by Hulk Hogan, DNC Promises to Exhibit President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
READ MORE →: To Counter RNC’s Promotion by Hulk Hogan, DNC Promises to Exhibit President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert CamachoCHICAGO, IL – In an unprecedented move to outshine their Republican counterparts, the Democratic National Committee…
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Studies Show Surprising Number of Women Searching LoveAPrisoner.com Have Severe Mental Issues
READ MORE →: Studies Show Surprising Number of Women Searching LoveAPrisoner.com Have Severe Mental IssuesLEAVENWORTH, KS – In a groundbreaking study that will surely spark debates among relationship experts and armchair…
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Gen Z Comes to Shocking Realization That the Toxic, Traumatic, and Abusive World They Live In Is Just Normal Everyday Life
READ MORE →: Gen Z Comes to Shocking Realization That the Toxic, Traumatic, and Abusive World They Live In Is Just Normal Everyday LifeNational – In a stunning revelation that has rocked the foundations of social media and therapy…
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