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Radical New Surgery Allows Boomers to Drive Around with Their Mouths Closed
READ MORE →: Radical New Surgery Allows Boomers to Drive Around with Their Mouths ClosedIn what experts are calling a “miracle of modern medicine,” a revolutionary new surgery has been…
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Walk of Shame Now Considered Badge of Honor, as More Women Embrace Being Enormous Whores
READ MORE →: Walk of Shame Now Considered Badge of Honor, as More Women Embrace Being Enormous WhoresIn a radical cultural shift that has fashionistas scrambling to adjust their wardrobes and therapists rethinking…
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Boomers Prove How Active and Spry They Still Are by Rushing to the Front of Every Line Before Becoming Confused and Holding Everyone Else Up
READ MORE →: Boomers Prove How Active and Spry They Still Are by Rushing to the Front of Every Line Before Becoming Confused and Holding Everyone Else UpIn a stunning display of vitality and agility, Baby Boomers across the nation are proving that…
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Mobile Abortion Clinic Showcased at DNC Is Actually Just Jack Kevorkian’s Van
READ MORE →: Mobile Abortion Clinic Showcased at DNC Is Actually Just Jack Kevorkian’s VanIn what has been hailed as a bold and innovative move by some and a jaw-dropping…
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Social Security Administration Proves to Be as Inept at Guarding Your Personal Information as They Are at Managing Money
READ MORE →: Social Security Administration Proves to Be as Inept at Guarding Your Personal Information as They Are at Managing MoneyIn a move that shocked precisely no one, the Social Security Administration (SSA) has once again…
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Teenaged KFC Employee Was Trained by the Military to See in Night Vision
READ MORE →: Teenaged KFC Employee Was Trained by the Military to See in Night VisionIn a shocking revelation that has left the fast-food industry reeling, a local KFC employee has…
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Starbucks Preparing to Roll Out Disgusting Fall Flavors
READ MORE →: Starbucks Preparing to Roll Out Disgusting Fall FlavorsSEATTLE, WA – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the coffee-loving community, Starbucks has…
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Jabronis Protest Olive Garden for Not Making Bolognese Like Nonna Did
READ MORE →: Jabronis Protest Olive Garden for Not Making Bolognese Like Nonna DidIn what can only be described as the most passionate protest since the Great Spaghetti Uprising…
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Bowling Alley Hires Troll to Retrieve Stuck Bowling Balls
READ MORE →: Bowling Alley Hires Troll to Retrieve Stuck Bowling BallsIn a move that has shocked and bemused the local community, Lucky Strike Bowling Alley has…
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DEI Hire at Nuclear Power Plant Ends in Chernobyl-Level Meltdown
READ MORE →: DEI Hire at Nuclear Power Plant Ends in Chernobyl-Level MeltdownTHREE MILE ISLAND, PA — A small town in rural Pennsylvania is suffering from what local…
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Public Service Announcement for Millennials and Gen Z’ers: Gran Turismo 7 Is Not Actually a Substitution for Driver’s Education
READ MORE →: Public Service Announcement for Millennials and Gen Z’ers: Gran Turismo 7 Is Not Actually a Substitution for Driver’s EducationFrom GT7 to DMV: A Reality Check EVERYWHERE, USA — As the world watches the age-old…
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Demure Diva: How Jools Lebron Wants You to Swap Your Boldness for Blandness at Work
READ MORE →: Demure Diva: How Jools Lebron Wants You to Swap Your Boldness for Blandness at WorkJools Lebron’s Demure Makeup Dictates CHICAGO, IL – In the dazzling world of TikTok, where dance…
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