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Biden to Retire to Produce Section of Local Supermarket, Where He Can Seamlessly Blend In with Other Vegetables
READ MORE →: Biden to Retire to Produce Section of Local Supermarket, Where He Can Seamlessly Blend In with Other VegetablesIn a shocking yet oddly fitting turn of events, President Joe Biden announced today that he…
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No Nut November Nominated as Official Holiday of Incels Nationwide
READ MORE →: No Nut November Nominated as Official Holiday of Incels NationwideIn a move that has sent shockwaves through the nation, a grassroots campaign has emerged to…
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Childless Couple Considers Adoption Solely for Purpose of Getting Bullshit Days Off Work Like Everyone Else
READ MORE →: Childless Couple Considers Adoption Solely for Purpose of Getting Bullshit Days Off Work Like Everyone ElseEVERYWHERE, USA – In a bold move that has left their friends, family, and HR department…
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Jimmy Buffett Album Sales Expected to Plummet to 0 After Final Alcoholic Boomer Dies
READ MORE →: Jimmy Buffett Album Sales Expected to Plummet to 0 After Final Alcoholic Boomer DiesThe music world is bracing for an unprecedented cultural collapse as experts predict that Jimmy Buffett’s…
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Skyrocketing Insurance Prices Cause Woman’s Car to Be Totaled, as Insurance Bill Exceeds Value of the Car
READ MORE →: Skyrocketing Insurance Prices Cause Woman’s Car to Be Totaled, as Insurance Bill Exceeds Value of the CarDETROIT – MI. In a stunning and deeply ironic twist of fate, local woman Jennifer Davies…
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Leroy Jones Spends 52k on Hunting Equipment, Yields 50 Lbs. of Gamey Deer Meat to Take Home
READ MORE →: Leroy Jones Spends 52k on Hunting Equipment, Yields 50 Lbs. of Gamey Deer Meat to Take HomeLeroy Jones Spends 52k on Hunting Equipment, Yields 50 Lbs. of Gamey Deer Meat to Take…
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Women’s Intuition Proven to Be a Myth After Shocking Number of Single Moms Reported on US Census
READ MORE →: Women’s Intuition Proven to Be a Myth After Shocking Number of Single Moms Reported on US CensusIn a groundbreaking revelation that has sent shockwaves through living rooms and coffee shops nationwide, the…
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Nvidia Changes Name to Cyberdyne Systems to Formalize the Process of Ending Humanity
READ MORE →: Nvidia Changes Name to Cyberdyne Systems to Formalize the Process of Ending HumanityIn a bold move that analysts are calling “refreshingly transparent,” Nvidia, the world leader in AI…
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Incels from MIT Develop New Robotic Sex Doll, Resulting in Accidental Penis Detachments
READ MORE →: Incels from MIT Develop New Robotic Sex Doll, Resulting in Accidental Penis DetachmentsIn a startling development that no one could have seen coming (except literally everyone), a group…
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Wineries Hold Day Drinking Classes to Benefit Moms Whose Kids Are Now Back in School
READ MORE →: Wineries Hold Day Drinking Classes to Benefit Moms Whose Kids Are Now Back in SchoolIn a groundbreaking initiative that has moms everywhere raising their glasses, local wineries have started offering…
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Laziest Man in the Office Can’t Wait to Celebrate Labor Day by Doing the Same Thing He Always Does, Nothing
READ MORE →: Laziest Man in the Office Can’t Wait to Celebrate Labor Day by Doing the Same Thing He Always Does, NothingLAFAYETTE, LA – In a groundbreaking display of human inefficiency, local office drone, Kevin “The Couch…
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Teenager Accuses Her Car of Gaslighting Her After Low Fuel Light Comes On
READ MORE →: Teenager Accuses Her Car of Gaslighting Her After Low Fuel Light Comes OnIn a dramatic confrontation that left witnesses both perplexed and concerned, local teenager Emily Thompson, 17,…
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