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Texans Left Reeling After Realization That The State They Are So Proud Of, Is Just Northern Mexico
READ MORE →: Texans Left Reeling After Realization That The State They Are So Proud Of, Is Just Northern MexicoAustin, TX – In a shocking turn of events that has left cowboy hats askew and…
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Commander in Grief: Exiled President Blames “Radical Greenies” for Adult Diaper Debacle
READ MORE →: Commander in Grief: Exiled President Blames “Radical Greenies” for Adult Diaper Debacle1 WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning display of poetic justice, disgraced President Joe “Big Shart”…
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Step aside Scientology, New Religion “Crystal Methodist” Sweeps Over California as Junkies Exploit Laws to Get High(er) Deductibles
READ MORE →: Step aside Scientology, New Religion “Crystal Methodist” Sweeps Over California as Junkies Exploit Laws to Get High(er) DeductiblesLOS ANGELES, CA – In a move that surprises literally no one, Californians have embraced a…
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From Chump to Champ: Magic 8 Ball and Narcissism Propel Doug “The Oracle” Douchington to Billionaire Status
READ MORE →: From Chump to Champ: Magic 8 Ball and Narcissism Propel Doug “The Oracle” Douchington to Billionaire Status2 SILICON VALLEY, CA – In a story that rewrites the American Dream script, Doug “The…
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Bonnet Brawl: Amish and Quakers Clash in Butter Churn Uprising
READ MORE →: Bonnet Brawl: Amish and Quakers Clash in Butter Churn Uprising0 LANCASTER, PA – Tensions in Lancaster County boiled over this week as a seemingly innocuous…
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Bro’s at Gym Discover That There Are More Podcasts in Existence Besides The Joe Rogan Experience (Scientists Baffled).
READ MORE →: Bro’s at Gym Discover That There Are More Podcasts in Existence Besides The Joe Rogan Experience (Scientists Baffled).SAN DIEGO, CA – In a groundbreaking discovery that has left scientists scratching their heads, a…
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Frat House Mystery: “Bro-Tail” Cocktail Ends in Night of Regret, Not Regret-Free Debauchery.
READ MORE →: Frat House Mystery: “Bro-Tail” Cocktail Ends in Night of Regret, Not Regret-Free Debauchery.1 BOULDER, CO – In a development that would shock literally no one familiar with the…
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Columbia’s Finest Choose Bundy: Is Inner Darkness the New Abercrombie & Fitch?
READ MORE →: Columbia’s Finest Choose Bundy: Is Inner Darkness the New Abercrombie & Fitch?NEW YORK, NY – In a move that would make Freud spin in his grave (faster…
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“Wait, You Mean The World Doesn’t Revolve Around My AARP Discounts Anymore?” – Baby Boomers Blindsided by Shocking News: Life Goes On
READ MORE →: “Wait, You Mean The World Doesn’t Revolve Around My AARP Discounts Anymore?” – Baby Boomers Blindsided by Shocking News: Life Goes OnBOCA RATON, FL – In a development as earth-shattering as the invention of leisure suits, a…
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