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Nerd Learns the Hard Way: Button Mushrooms Don’t Actually Unlock the Multiverse
READ MORE →: Nerd Learns the Hard Way: Button Mushrooms Don’t Actually Unlock the MultiverseSCRANTON, PA – In a humiliating turn of events for the local science club president, Harold…
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Houston Taco Cart on Edge After Yelp Review Raises Explosive Concerns
READ MORE →: Houston Taco Cart on Edge After Yelp Review Raises Explosive ConcernsHOUSTON, TX – A local taco cart slinging barbacoa and carnitas is under FBI investigation after…
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Boomer Devastated to Learn That He Can No Longer Lean on Work He Did for the Company Back in 1994
READ MORE →: Boomer Devastated to Learn That He Can No Longer Lean on Work He Did for the Company Back in 1994SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a shocking turn of events, 58-year-old marketing manager, Roger Thompson, was…
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Man Shocked to Find That He’s No More Special Than Anyone Else: Reports Indicate Decades-Long Delusion
READ MORE →: Man Shocked to Find That He’s No More Special Than Anyone Else: Reports Indicate Decades-Long DelusionSAN DIEGO, CA – In a stunning turn of events, local man Harold Fitzwilliam (42) expressed…
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Pentagon Unveils Redneck Force: Because Freedom Ain’t Free, But It Should Come With a Yeehaw
READ MORE →: Pentagon Unveils Redneck Force: Because Freedom Ain’t Free, But It Should Come With a YeehawWASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that surprised literally no one, the Pentagon yesterday announced the…
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OnlyFans Stars Breathe Sigh of Relief: “Single Mom Backup Plan Still Intact”
READ MORE →: OnlyFans Stars Breathe Sigh of Relief: “Single Mom Backup Plan Still Intact”LOS ANGELES, CA – In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the human…
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Aliens Stop Probing Americans After Coming to Conclusion Our Asses Are Too Fat
READ MORE →: Aliens Stop Probing Americans After Coming to Conclusion Our Asses Are Too Fat1 WASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, a leaked intergalactic memo reveals extraterrestrial…
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Ticketmaster Holds Focus Group to Gauge Public’s Breathtaking Stupidity
READ MORE →: Ticketmaster Holds Focus Group to Gauge Public’s Breathtaking StupidityLOS ANGELES, CA – In a move that could only be described as “audacious” or perhaps…
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Local Woman Achieves Comedy Nirvana: Somehow Makes Audience Laugh Without Mentioning Her Vagina
READ MORE →: Local Woman Achieves Comedy Nirvana: Somehow Makes Audience Laugh Without Mentioning Her VaginaLOS ANGELES, CA – In a development that has left scientists baffled and male comedians clutching…
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Teenager Makes Shocking Discovery: Turns Out That Salvation Army Finds Don’t Actually Grant Wishes
READ MORE →: Teenager Makes Shocking Discovery: Turns Out That Salvation Army Finds Don’t Actually Grant WishesBOISE, ID – In a development that should surprise exactly no one who has ever stepped…
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Bogeyman Relocates from Under Bed After Finding Adult Magazines
READ MORE →: Bogeyman Relocates from Under Bed After Finding Adult MagazinesDENVER, CO – In a shocking turn of events, the local Bogeyman, who has resided under…
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