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Pentagon Unveils Redneck Force: Because Freedom Ain’t Free, But It Should Come With a Yeehaw
READ MORE →: Pentagon Unveils Redneck Force: Because Freedom Ain’t Free, But It Should Come With a YeehawWASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that surprised literally no one, the Pentagon yesterday announced the…
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OnlyFans Stars Breathe Sigh of Relief: “Single Mom Backup Plan Still Intact”
READ MORE →: OnlyFans Stars Breathe Sigh of Relief: “Single Mom Backup Plan Still Intact”LOS ANGELES, CA – In a move that surprised absolutely no one familiar with the human…
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Aliens Stop Probing Americans After Coming to Conclusion Our Asses Are Too Fat
READ MORE →: Aliens Stop Probing Americans After Coming to Conclusion Our Asses Are Too Fat1 WASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, a leaked intergalactic memo reveals extraterrestrial…
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Ticketmaster Holds Focus Group to Gauge Public’s Breathtaking Stupidity
READ MORE →: Ticketmaster Holds Focus Group to Gauge Public’s Breathtaking StupidityLOS ANGELES, CA – In a move that could only be described as “audacious” or perhaps…
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Local Woman Achieves Comedy Nirvana: Somehow Makes Audience Laugh Without Mentioning Her Vagina
READ MORE →: Local Woman Achieves Comedy Nirvana: Somehow Makes Audience Laugh Without Mentioning Her VaginaLOS ANGELES, CA – In a development that has left scientists baffled and male comedians clutching…
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Teenager Makes Shocking Discovery: Turns Out That Salvation Army Finds Don’t Actually Grant Wishes
READ MORE →: Teenager Makes Shocking Discovery: Turns Out That Salvation Army Finds Don’t Actually Grant WishesBOISE, ID – In a development that should surprise exactly no one who has ever stepped…
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Bogeyman Relocates from Under Bed After Finding Adult Magazines
READ MORE →: Bogeyman Relocates from Under Bed After Finding Adult MagazinesDENVER, CO – In a shocking turn of events, the local Bogeyman, who has resided under…
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Texans Left Reeling After Realization That The State They Are So Proud Of, Is Just Northern Mexico
READ MORE →: Texans Left Reeling After Realization That The State They Are So Proud Of, Is Just Northern MexicoAustin, TX – In a shocking turn of events that has left cowboy hats askew and…
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Commander in Grief: Exiled President Blames “Radical Greenies” for Adult Diaper Debacle
READ MORE →: Commander in Grief: Exiled President Blames “Radical Greenies” for Adult Diaper Debacle1 WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning display of poetic justice, disgraced President Joe “Big Shart”…
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Step aside Scientology, New Religion “Crystal Methodist” Sweeps Over California as Junkies Exploit Laws to Get High(er) Deductibles
READ MORE →: Step aside Scientology, New Religion “Crystal Methodist” Sweeps Over California as Junkies Exploit Laws to Get High(er) DeductiblesLOS ANGELES, CA – In a move that surprises literally no one, Californians have embraced a…
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From Chump to Champ: Magic 8 Ball and Narcissism Propel Doug “The Oracle” Douchington to Billionaire Status
READ MORE →: From Chump to Champ: Magic 8 Ball and Narcissism Propel Doug “The Oracle” Douchington to Billionaire Status2 SILICON VALLEY, CA – In a story that rewrites the American Dream script, Doug “The…
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Bonnet Brawl: Amish and Quakers Clash in Butter Churn Uprising
READ MORE →: Bonnet Brawl: Amish and Quakers Clash in Butter Churn Uprising0 LANCASTER, PA – Tensions in Lancaster County boiled over this week as a seemingly innocuous…
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