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Participation Trophy Blues: America’s Young Men Discover Consequences
READ MORE →: Participation Trophy Blues: America’s Young Men Discover ConsequencesWASHINGTON D.C. – In a development that would leave Founding Father eyebrow’s permanently furrowed, America’s fresh…
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Woman Makes Groundbreaking Discovery: Parallel Parking Doesn’t Require Human Sacrifice
READ MORE →: Woman Makes Groundbreaking Discovery: Parallel Parking Doesn’t Require Human SacrificeSEATTLE, WA – In a development that could revolutionize the modern world, local woman Brenda Carmichael…
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Six Hours Later, Still No Recipe: Woman Discovers Ingredients List Buried Under Avalanche of Life Stories
READ MORE →: Six Hours Later, Still No Recipe: Woman Discovers Ingredients List Buried Under Avalanche of Life StoriesPORTLAND, OR – In a cautionary tale for the perpetually peckish, Sarah Thompson (32) embarked on…
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Institutions of Higher Learning Shockingly Prioritize, You Guessed It, Learning
READ MORE →: Institutions of Higher Learning Shockingly Prioritize, You Guessed It, LearningCAMBRIDGE, MA – In a move so radical it’s practically Marxist (but without the free lattes),…
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Laptop From Hell Lives Up to Name: Hunter Biden’s Defense Blames Ghost for Felony Gun Charges
READ MORE →: Laptop From Hell Lives Up to Name: Hunter Biden’s Defense Blames Ghost for Felony Gun ChargesWILMINGTON, DE – In a legal maneuver so outlandish it would make even the most flamboyant…
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Doctors Blow the Whistle: Most Carpal Tunnel Not From Typing, But Rather From Raucous Masturbation.
READ MORE →: Doctors Blow the Whistle: Most Carpal Tunnel Not From Typing, But Rather From Raucous Masturbation.DES MOINS, IA – In a revelation that’s sure to leave many red-faced (and possibly hand-numbed),…
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Financial Guru Shocks World With Revolutionary New Concept: Don’t Buy Shit You Can’t Afford
READ MORE →: Financial Guru Shocks World With Revolutionary New Concept: Don’t Buy Shit You Can’t AffordLOS ANGELES, CA – In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the get-rich-quick self-help…
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MILF Dream Turns Moldy: Man Shocked to Discover Experienced Lady Friend, Actually Ages
READ MORE →: MILF Dream Turns Moldy: Man Shocked to Discover Experienced Lady Friend, Actually AgesDENVER, CO – In a cautionary tale for the internet-addled masses, local man Brad Chadlington (32)…
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Shocking Discovery: Government Spends Millions to Confirm What Everyone Knew – Summer is a Balls-Roasting Bonanza
READ MORE →: Shocking Discovery: Government Spends Millions to Confirm What Everyone Knew – Summer is a Balls-Roasting BonanzaMIAMI, FL – In a scientific triumph that would make Captain Obvious himself do a spit-take,…
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Silicon Valley in Shambles as Woman Chooses Meaningful Work Over Exploiting Thirst Traps
READ MORE →: Silicon Valley in Shambles as Woman Chooses Meaningful Work Over Exploiting Thirst TrapsSAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a development sending shockwaves through the tech brosphere, a prominent OnlyFans…
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Swipe Left for Solvency: Man Makes Rookie Dating Mistake, Accidentally Orders Appetizer, Now Financially Responsible for Woman’s Entire Life
READ MORE →: Swipe Left for Solvency: Man Makes Rookie Dating Mistake, Accidentally Orders Appetizer, Now Financially Responsible for Woman’s Entire LifeSEATTLE, WA – In a cautionary tale for the romantically naive, a local man is experiencing…
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World Reeling After Woman’s Panties Bunch Up During Black Friday Melee: “This is Unprecedented,” Says Underwear Industry
READ MORE →: World Reeling After Woman’s Panties Bunch Up During Black Friday Melee: “This is Unprecedented,” Says Underwear IndustryBENTONVILLE, AR – In a shocking turn of events that has left the scientific community baffled,…
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