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Fed Chair Yellen to Nation: Relax About the Debt, Folks, It’s Nowhere Near “Gajillion” Yet
READ MORE →: Fed Chair Yellen to Nation: Relax About the Debt, Folks, It’s Nowhere Near “Gajillion” Yet1 WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that sent markets into a frenzy of nervous laughter,…
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After 44-Year Study, U.S. Government Confirms Flash Gordon Just Kinda Winged It
READ MORE →: After 44-Year Study, U.S. Government Confirms Flash Gordon Just Kinda Winged ItWASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning revelation that will shatter childhood dreams faster than Ming the…
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Dads Across America Drown Sorrows in Burnt Burgers After Receiving Yet Another Spatula for Father’s Day
READ MORE →: Dads Across America Drown Sorrows in Burnt Burgers After Receiving Yet Another Spatula for Father’s DaySuburbia, USA – In a display of stoicism so ingrained it borders on clinical depression, fathers…
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Fresh Out of Mom’s Basement, Gen Z Intern Takes Aim at Tenured Colleague with iPhone 14 and Unbridled Dunning-Kruger
READ MORE →: Fresh Out of Mom’s Basement, Gen Z Intern Takes Aim at Tenured Colleague with iPhone 14 and Unbridled Dunning-KrugerSAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a scene straight out of a dystopian coming-of- age novel, a…
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Truck Driver Ray Shares His Omnipotence on Local Talk Radio Show, Despite Being a “Truck Driver”
READ MORE →: Truck Driver Ray Shares His Omnipotence on Local Talk Radio Show, Despite Being a “Truck Driver”Dayton, OH—In a turn of events that has left philosophers, theologians, and your uncle who listens…
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NASCAR Flips the Script: Announces “Right Turn Challenge,” Fans Respond With Burning Tires and Confused Chanting
READ MORE →: NASCAR Flips the Script: Announces “Right Turn Challenge,” Fans Respond With Burning Tires and Confused ChantingDAYTONA BEACH, FL – In a move that has left traditionalists clutching their commemorative beer koozies…
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Participation Trophy Blues: America’s Young Men Discover Consequences
READ MORE →: Participation Trophy Blues: America’s Young Men Discover ConsequencesWASHINGTON D.C. – In a development that would leave Founding Father eyebrow’s permanently furrowed, America’s fresh…
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Woman Makes Groundbreaking Discovery: Parallel Parking Doesn’t Require Human Sacrifice
READ MORE →: Woman Makes Groundbreaking Discovery: Parallel Parking Doesn’t Require Human SacrificeSEATTLE, WA – In a development that could revolutionize the modern world, local woman Brenda Carmichael…
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Six Hours Later, Still No Recipe: Woman Discovers Ingredients List Buried Under Avalanche of Life Stories
READ MORE →: Six Hours Later, Still No Recipe: Woman Discovers Ingredients List Buried Under Avalanche of Life StoriesPORTLAND, OR – In a cautionary tale for the perpetually peckish, Sarah Thompson (32) embarked on…
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Institutions of Higher Learning Shockingly Prioritize, You Guessed It, Learning
READ MORE →: Institutions of Higher Learning Shockingly Prioritize, You Guessed It, LearningCAMBRIDGE, MA – In a move so radical it’s practically Marxist (but without the free lattes),…
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Laptop From Hell Lives Up to Name: Hunter Biden’s Defense Blames Ghost for Felony Gun Charges
READ MORE →: Laptop From Hell Lives Up to Name: Hunter Biden’s Defense Blames Ghost for Felony Gun ChargesWILMINGTON, DE – In a legal maneuver so outlandish it would make even the most flamboyant…
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Doctors Blow the Whistle: Most Carpal Tunnel Not From Typing, But Rather From Raucous Masturbation.
READ MORE →: Doctors Blow the Whistle: Most Carpal Tunnel Not From Typing, But Rather From Raucous Masturbation.DES MOINS, IA – In a revelation that’s sure to leave many red-faced (and possibly hand-numbed),…
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