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Tech Billionaire Throws Tantrum, Grounds Entire Airline Industry Until Flights to Epstein Island Resume
READ MORE →: Tech Billionaire Throws Tantrum, Grounds Entire Airline Industry Until Flights to Epstein Island Resume2 SEATTLE, WA – In a move that surprised absolutely no one, tech billionaire Bill Gates…
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Hand Injury Leaves Italian Man Speechless (Figuratively Impossible, Literally True)
READ MORE →: Hand Injury Leaves Italian Man Speechless (Figuratively Impossible, Literally True)Rome, Italy – In a tragicomic turn of events that would leave even The Pope speechless,…
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World on Edge as Putin and Kim Jong-un Meet to Compare Missile Sizes
READ MORE →: World on Edge as Putin and Kim Jong-un Meet to Compare Missile Sizes1 PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – In a move that has international diplomats reaching for their Xanax…
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From White Flag to White Wine: France Unveils Plan to To Shirk Longstanding Reputation as Earth’s Preeminent Chicken Shits.
READ MORE →: From White Flag to White Wine: France Unveils Plan to To Shirk Longstanding Reputation as Earth’s Preeminent Chicken Shits.PARIS, FRANCE – In a move that has both surprised and confused the international community, France…
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Heil Yes! Germany Mulls WWIII as “Spicy Solution” to National Boredom.
READ MORE →: Heil Yes! Germany Mulls WWIII as “Spicy Solution” to National Boredom.BERLIN, GERMANY – In a move that surprised literally no one familiar with German history, the…
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ComicCon Colombia Erupts in Churro-Fueled Chaos as Rival Escobars Flood the Floor with “Suspicious” Treats
READ MORE →: ComicCon Colombia Erupts in Churro-Fueled Chaos as Rival Escobars Flood the Floor with “Suspicious” TreatsMEDELLÍN, COLOMBIA – ComicCon Colombia transformed into a real-life narco nightmare yesterday after a swarm of…