Politics
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Fed Chair Yellen to Nation: Relax About the Debt, Folks, It’s Nowhere Near “Gajillion” Yet
READ MORE →: Fed Chair Yellen to Nation: Relax About the Debt, Folks, It’s Nowhere Near “Gajillion” Yet1 WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that sent markets into a frenzy of nervous laughter,…
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Participation Trophy Blues: America’s Young Men Discover Consequences
READ MORE →: Participation Trophy Blues: America’s Young Men Discover ConsequencesWASHINGTON D.C. – In a development that would leave Founding Father eyebrow’s permanently furrowed, America’s fresh…
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Laptop From Hell Lives Up to Name: Hunter Biden’s Defense Blames Ghost for Felony Gun Charges
READ MORE →: Laptop From Hell Lives Up to Name: Hunter Biden’s Defense Blames Ghost for Felony Gun ChargesWILMINGTON, DE – In a legal maneuver so outlandish it would make even the most flamboyant…
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From White Flag to White Wine: France Unveils Plan to To Shirk Longstanding Reputation as Earth’s Preeminent Chicken Shits.
READ MORE →: From White Flag to White Wine: France Unveils Plan to To Shirk Longstanding Reputation as Earth’s Preeminent Chicken Shits.PARIS, FRANCE – In a move that has both surprised and confused the international community, France…
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Heil Yes! Germany Mulls WWIII as “Spicy Solution” to National Boredom.
READ MORE →: Heil Yes! Germany Mulls WWIII as “Spicy Solution” to National Boredom.BERLIN, GERMANY – In a move that surprised literally no one familiar with German history, the…
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Pentagon Unveils Redneck Force: Because Freedom Ain’t Free, But It Should Come With a Yeehaw
READ MORE →: Pentagon Unveils Redneck Force: Because Freedom Ain’t Free, But It Should Come With a YeehawWASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that surprised literally no one, the Pentagon yesterday announced the…
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Commander in Grief: Exiled President Blames “Radical Greenies” for Adult Diaper Debacle
READ MORE →: Commander in Grief: Exiled President Blames “Radical Greenies” for Adult Diaper Debacle1 WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning display of poetic justice, disgraced President Joe “Big Shart”…
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