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Laziest Man in the Office Can’t Wait to Celebrate Labor Day by Doing the Same Thing He Always Does, Nothing
READ MORE →: Laziest Man in the Office Can’t Wait to Celebrate Labor Day by Doing the Same Thing He Always Does, NothingLAFAYETTE, LA – In a groundbreaking display of human inefficiency, local office drone, Kevin “The Couch…
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Mobile Abortion Clinic Showcased at DNC Is Actually Just Jack Kevorkian’s Van
READ MORE →: Mobile Abortion Clinic Showcased at DNC Is Actually Just Jack Kevorkian’s VanIn what has been hailed as a bold and innovative move by some and a jaw-dropping…
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Las Vegas Now Accepting Bets on What War We’re Heading Into: Civil War 2, Revolutionary War 2, or World War 3
READ MORE →: Las Vegas Now Accepting Bets on What War We’re Heading Into: Civil War 2, Revolutionary War 2, or World War 3LAS VEGAS, NV — In an unprecedented move that has stunned both the gambling and political…
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Janet Yellen Allegedly Surfing CreditKarma.com In Search of Someone to Give the USA a Debt Consolidation Loan for $35 Trillion
READ MORE →: Janet Yellen Allegedly Surfing CreditKarma.com In Search of Someone to Give the USA a Debt Consolidation Loan for $35 TrillionWASHINGTON D.C. — In a shocking twist to the ongoing fiscal crisis, sources close to the…
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Jerome Powell May Actually Be Rip Van Winkle. Fed Chair Asleep As Economy Crumbles.
READ MORE →: Jerome Powell May Actually Be Rip Van Winkle. Fed Chair Asleep As Economy Crumbles.WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a startling turn of events, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell may have…
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To Counter RNC’s Promotion by Hulk Hogan, DNC Promises to Exhibit President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
READ MORE →: To Counter RNC’s Promotion by Hulk Hogan, DNC Promises to Exhibit President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert CamachoCHICAGO, IL – In an unprecedented move to outshine their Republican counterparts, the Democratic National Committee…
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Biden Sets Nuclear Launch Code to 1234, and Still Forgets It.
READ MORE →: Biden Sets Nuclear Launch Code to 1234, and Still Forgets It.WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that surprised literally no one, President Biden, a man who…
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Project 2025 Details Revealed: It Turns Out That Trumps Plans Revolve Entirely Around Pissing Off Some Guy in Salt Lake City Named Bob
READ MORE →: Project 2025 Details Revealed: It Turns Out That Trumps Plans Revolve Entirely Around Pissing Off Some Guy in Salt Lake City Named BobSalt Lake City, UT – In an exclusive exposé that has stunned political analysts and ordinary…
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Chinese President Xi Encourages US to Finish Border Wall, Saying They Haven’t Had Mexicans Crossing Their Wall in Over 2,000 Years
READ MORE →: Chinese President Xi Encourages US to Finish Border Wall, Saying They Haven’t Had Mexicans Crossing Their Wall in Over 2,000 YearsBEIJING, CHINA – In a surprising show of international support, Chinese President Xi Jinping held a…
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Biden’s International Naming Game: When World Leaders Become Spin the Globe Targets
READ MORE →: Biden’s International Naming Game: When World Leaders Become Spin the Globe Targets1 Washington D.C. – In a stunning display of global diplomacy, President Joe Biden has elevated…
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World Leaders Asked to Keep It Down After 8 PM Eastern Time as to Not Catch Biden Off Guard During Sleepy Time
READ MORE →: World Leaders Asked to Keep It Down After 8 PM Eastern Time as to Not Catch Biden Off Guard During Sleepy TimeWASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented move reflecting both respect for international diplomacy and the timeless…
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Selective Service Shuffle: Gender Bends Won’t Save You From Uncle Sam (This Time)
READ MORE →: Selective Service Shuffle: Gender Bends Won’t Save You From Uncle Sam (This Time)KNOXVILLE, TN, – Remember the good ol’ days when claiming moral objections or a sudden love for…