Politics
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Chinese President Xi Encourages US to Finish Border Wall, Saying They Haven’t Had Mexicans Crossing Their Wall in Over 2,000 Years
READ MORE →: Chinese President Xi Encourages US to Finish Border Wall, Saying They Haven’t Had Mexicans Crossing Their Wall in Over 2,000 YearsBEIJING, CHINA – In a surprising show of international support, Chinese President Xi Jinping held a…
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Biden’s International Naming Game: When World Leaders Become Spin the Globe Targets
READ MORE →: Biden’s International Naming Game: When World Leaders Become Spin the Globe Targets1 Washington D.C. – In a stunning display of global diplomacy, President Joe Biden has elevated…
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World Leaders Asked to Keep It Down After 8 PM Eastern Time as to Not Catch Biden Off Guard During Sleepy Time
READ MORE →: World Leaders Asked to Keep It Down After 8 PM Eastern Time as to Not Catch Biden Off Guard During Sleepy TimeWASHINGTON, D.C. – In an unprecedented move reflecting both respect for international diplomacy and the timeless…
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Selective Service Shuffle: Gender Bends Won’t Save You From Uncle Sam (This Time)
READ MORE →: Selective Service Shuffle: Gender Bends Won’t Save You From Uncle Sam (This Time)KNOXVILLE, TN, – Remember the good ol’ days when claiming moral objections or a sudden love for…
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Gavin Newsom Forced to Attend Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace University After Completely Screwing California’s Economy
READ MORE →: Gavin Newsom Forced to Attend Dave Ramsey’s Financial Peace University After Completely Screwing California’s EconomySacramento, CA – In a move as shocking as it is long overdue, California Governor Gavin…
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Trump to Pay Hush Money to Biden After Fucking Him in Tonight’s Debate
READ MORE →: Trump to Pay Hush Money to Biden After Fucking Him in Tonight’s Debate1 ALANTA, GA – In an unprecedented turn of events that has left political analysts and…
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College Tuition Rates Mysteriously Soar Alongside Guaranteed Loan Programs: Coincidence? Absolutely.
READ MORE →: College Tuition Rates Mysteriously Soar Alongside Guaranteed Loan Programs: Coincidence? Absolutely.WASHINGTON D.C. – In a stunning display of economic synchronicity, college tuition rates have skyrocketed just…
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Founding Father’s Forbidden Fruit: Ben Franklin Revealed to be 92% Venereal Disease, Historians Shocked.
READ MORE →: Founding Father’s Forbidden Fruit: Ben Franklin Revealed to be 92% Venereal Disease, Historians Shocked.Philadelphia, PA – In a groundbreaking discovery that sheds new light on the “founding fluids” of…
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Janet Yellen’s Advice to Affording Groceries: “Just Be Worth 20 Million Dollars Like Me, I’ve Barely Noticed the Spike in Grocery Prices”
READ MORE →: Janet Yellen’s Advice to Affording Groceries: “Just Be Worth 20 Million Dollars Like Me, I’ve Barely Noticed the Spike in Grocery Prices”WASHINGTON, D.C.—In a stunning display of financial acumen and impeccable timing, Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen has…
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US Government Agrees to Plea Deal Freeing Julian Assange in Order to Gain Better Access to Assassinating Him
READ MORE →: US Government Agrees to Plea Deal Freeing Julian Assange in Order to Gain Better Access to Assassinating Him2 Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands (POTD) – In a move that would make Machiavelli himself raise…
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World on Edge as Putin and Kim Jong-un Meet to Compare Missile Sizes
READ MORE →: World on Edge as Putin and Kim Jong-un Meet to Compare Missile Sizes1 PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – In a move that has international diplomats reaching for their Xanax…
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With Social Security Program Going Broke, Government Looks For New Ponzi Schemes To Force Americans To Participate In
READ MORE →: With Social Security Program Going Broke, Government Looks For New Ponzi Schemes To Force Americans To Participate InWashington D.C. – With Social Security teetering on the edge of insolvency, the ever-resourceful U.S. government…
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