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Crafts or Craps? A Journey Through the Fair’s Most Questionable Handmade Goods
READ MORE →: Crafts or Craps? A Journey Through the Fair’s Most Questionable Handmade GoodsSPANISH FORK, UT – Ah, the county fair—a place where the scent of funnel cakes mingles…
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Ex-Wife Refuses to Make Sandwich for Former Husband, Reminding the World of Why She’s an Ex-Wife
READ MORE →: Ex-Wife Refuses to Make Sandwich for Former Husband, Reminding the World of Why She’s an Ex-WifeNEPHI, UT. – In a shocking display of inhumanity that has sent shockwaves through the nation,…
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Heavenly Loopholes: How to Please God by Doing Nothing
READ MORE →: Heavenly Loopholes: How to Please God by Doing NothingProvo, UT— In the hallowed halls of Brigham Young University, a new trend is taking root…
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Pizza Delivery Guy Is Sick of Being Asked to Bone Housewives with No Money
READ MORE →: Pizza Delivery Guy Is Sick of Being Asked to Bone Housewives with No MoneyLehi, UT – Local pizza delivery driver, Gary ‘The Flash’ Ferguson, has had enough. The once-beloved…
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Shocked by $200 per Night Hotel Room Price, Man Buys $85,000 Camping Trailer and $110,000 F350 Tow Rig to Avoid Being Ripped Off
READ MORE →: Shocked by $200 per Night Hotel Room Price, Man Buys $85,000 Camping Trailer and $110,000 F350 Tow Rig to Avoid Being Ripped OffNAMPA, ID – In a bold and financially questionable move, local resident, Leroy Jones, has decided…
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BATF Raids Local Yard Sale Containing Vintage Lawn Dart Set, Citing “Weapons of Mass Destruction”
READ MORE →: BATF Raids Local Yard Sale Containing Vintage Lawn Dart Set, Citing “Weapons of Mass Destruction”POTTSTOWN, PA – In a shocking display of federal overreach, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms,…
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Utah Drivers Accidentally Time Travel After Hitting 88.8 MPH
READ MORE →: Utah Drivers Accidentally Time Travel After Hitting 88.8 MPHPAYSON, UT – In a bizarre incident that has left local authorities baffled and conspiracy theorists…
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Millennials: Masters of Budgeting (or Not)
READ MORE →: Millennials: Masters of Budgeting (or Not)Salt Lake City, UT – Millennials, those intrepid explorers of avocado toast and overpriced apartments, have…
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Fizzy Frenzy: Free Sugar Rush Creates Gridlock in Orem
READ MORE →: Fizzy Frenzy: Free Sugar Rush Creates Gridlock in OremOrem, UT – residents were treated to a scene more reminiscent of a Black Friday sale…
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Celestial Bonfire or Chafing Mishap? Man Combusts After Particularly Zealous Masturbation Session
READ MORE →: Celestial Bonfire or Chafing Mishap? Man Combusts After Particularly Zealous Masturbation SessionOREM, UT – In a fiery incident that has left religious scholars scratching their heads and…
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Penny Pinching Gone Too Far: Man Audited by IRS for Alleged “Excessive Penny Collection”
READ MORE →: Penny Pinching Gone Too Far: Man Audited by IRS for Alleged “Excessive Penny Collection”FILLMORE, UT – In a shocking display of fiscal vigilance, the IRS has launched an audit…
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Local Grindhouse Coffee Shop Folds After Existential Crisis Sparked by Black Coffee Order
READ MORE →: Local Grindhouse Coffee Shop Folds After Existential Crisis Sparked by Black Coffee OrderSALT LAKE CITY, UT – In a devastating blow to the city’s meticulously crafted air of…