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Are you tired of news that’s sugar-coated or downright depressing? Do you crave headlines that make you snort-laugh while simultaneously questioning the state of the world? Then welcome to Prattle of the Damned – Local, your one-stop shop for satirical news that skewers the powerful, exposes the absurd, and leaves you giggling nervously as you ponder the future of humanity. We Don’t Just Report the News, We Roast It Over an Open Fire! At Prattle of the Damned – Global, we don’t just report the news, we dissect it, roast it over an open fire, and serve it up with a heaping helping of sardonic wit. Our team of crackpot comedians, disillusioned journalists, and reality-bending satirists take aim at everything from political blunders to celebrity meltdowns, corporate greed to social media madness. Not Your Average Satire Site: We Bite Hard! We’re not afraid to get our fangs dirty. Unlike those milquetoast satire sites that play it safe, Prattle of the Damned – Local takes a fearless approach. We hold no punches, skewering the sacred cows and lampooning the self-important with a ruthless (and hilarious) sense of humor.Prepare for Stories That Are as Fake as They Are Frighteningly Real. Our news stories are crafted to be so outlandish they make you laugh, yet so believable they send shivers down your spine. We blur the lines between fiction and reality, forcing you to confront the absurdity of the world we live in.Not Just Funny, We’re Frustratingly Thought-Provoking. Sure, we’ll make you laugh until your sides hurt, but beneath the comedic veneer lies a deeper message. We use satire as a scalpel to dissect the issues plaguing society, prompting critical thinking and challenging the status quo. Join the Damned and Laugh in the Face of Doom. If you’re looking for an escape from the daily grind, a place to unleash your inner cynic, and a community that thrives on dark humor, then Prattle of the Damned – Global is your haven. Here, you’ll find a band of misfits who believe that laughter is the best medicine, even when the patient is humanity itself. So, buckle up, grab your cynicism helmet, and join us on a satirical journey through the absurdity of our times. We are the damned unreliable news, we are the damned unreliable news.