Opinions
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Prattle Of The Damned Somehow More Truthful Than The Atlantic
READ MORE →: Prattle Of The Damned Somehow More Truthful Than The AtlanticPLANET EARTH – In a development that has left journalists scratching their heads and fact-checkers reaching…
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Childless Couple Considers Adoption Solely for Purpose of Getting Bullshit Days Off Work Like Everyone Else
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Walk of Shame Now Considered Badge of Honor, as More Women Embrace Being Enormous Whores
READ MORE →: Walk of Shame Now Considered Badge of Honor, as More Women Embrace Being Enormous WhoresIn a radical cultural shift that has fashionistas scrambling to adjust their wardrobes and therapists rethinking…
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Starbucks Preparing to Roll Out Disgusting Fall Flavors
READ MORE →: Starbucks Preparing to Roll Out Disgusting Fall FlavorsSEATTLE, WA – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the coffee-loving community, Starbucks has…
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Fitness Gurus or Professional Gaslighters? A Guide to the New Era of Guilt-Based Marketing
READ MORE →: Fitness Gurus or Professional Gaslighters? A Guide to the New Era of Guilt-Based MarketingFitness Gurus or Professional Gaslighters? Welcome to the era where fitness influencers double as your personal…
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Demure Diva: How Jools Lebron Wants You to Swap Your Boldness for Blandness at Work
READ MORE →: Demure Diva: How Jools Lebron Wants You to Swap Your Boldness for Blandness at WorkJools Lebron’s Demure Makeup Dictates CHICAGO, IL – In the dazzling world of TikTok, where dance…
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AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for Incels
READ MORE →: AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for IncelsSAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a surprising development that has both baffled and alarmed experts, artificial…
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POTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta for Discussing the Afterlife. We Strive to Adhere to Meta’s Strict Code of Conduct and will Include More Tits, Ass and OnlyFans Models in Future Posts
READ MORE →: POTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta for Discussing the Afterlife. We Strive to Adhere to Meta’s Strict Code of Conduct and will Include More Tits, Ass and OnlyFans Models in Future PostsIn a shocking display of audacity and complete disregard for the sacred dominion of Meta, our…
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Satan Prepares for Boomer Invasion: Hell’s Gate Gets an Upgrade
READ MORE →: Satan Prepares for Boomer Invasion: Hell’s Gate Gets an UpgradeHELL – In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the underworld, Satan has announced…
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Gen Z Comes to Shocking Realization That the Toxic, Traumatic, and Abusive World They Live In Is Just Normal Everyday Life
READ MORE →: Gen Z Comes to Shocking Realization That the Toxic, Traumatic, and Abusive World They Live In Is Just Normal Everyday LifeNational – In a stunning revelation that has rocked the foundations of social media and therapy…
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Financial Guru Shocks World With Revolutionary New Concept: Don’t Buy Shit You Can’t Afford
READ MORE →: Financial Guru Shocks World With Revolutionary New Concept: Don’t Buy Shit You Can’t AffordLOS ANGELES, CA – In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the get-rich-quick self-help…
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Mormons are the Biggest Jews
READ MORE →: Mormons are the Biggest JewsSALT LAKE CITY, UT – Attention shoppers! Forget converting to Judaism for financial security, there’s a…
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