Denny’s hosts the ultimate Boomer showdown!

Denny’s hosts the ultimate Boomer showdown!

COLORADO SPRINGS, CO – Boomers Meet at Local Denny’s to Brag About How Many Bags of Leaves They Hauled to the Dump This Year. In a predictable display of one-upmanship, a group of local Boomers gathered at their favorite Denny’s to engage in a heated debate about the number of leaf bags they had hauled to the curb this fall. The annual tradition, known as “Leaf Brag,” has become a staple of the boomer community, with seniors vying for bragging rights about yet another thing that doesn’t fucking matter.

“I tell you, I must have filled at least 20 bags,” boasted one participant, proudly displaying a worn-out pair of gardening gloves. “My arms are sore, but it was worth it. My yard looks immaculate.”

“Oh, is that so?” countered another, eyeing the first with a mixture of skepticism and envy. “Well, I filled 25. And I didn’t even use a leaf blower. All by hand, mind you.”

The competition is so fierce that some Boomers have been known to resort to underhanded tactics. There have been reports of leaf-stealing, sabotage, and even outright warfare between neighboring yards.

“I’m telling you, I raked so many leaves, I could’ve filled a small swimming pool,” boasted one particularly enthusiastic participant. “I even raked leaves from the park across the street!”

As the debate raged on, the once-peaceful Denny’s transformed into a battlefield of horticultural one-upmanship. The air was thick with the sound of raised voices and the smell of stale coffee. In the end, no clear winner emerged, but the Boomers left the restaurant feeling both exhausted and victorious, knowing that they had once again outdone themselves in an area that nobody else cares about.

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