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Snoop Dogg Ignites Controversy, Not the Olympic Flame
Paris, France – In a move that has left the world scratching its head and the International Olympic…
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Project 2025 Details Revealed: It Turns Out That Trumps Plans Revolve Entirely Around Pissing Off Some Guy in Salt Lake City Named Bob
Salt Lake City, UT – In an exclusive exposé that has stunned political analysts and ordinary citizens alike,…
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After Going into Debt for Disney Vacation, Parents Ask Biden for Loan Forgiveness
LAKE BUENA VISTA, FL – In a move that economists are calling “the most American thing ever,” a…
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U.C. Berkeley’s Latest Discovery Only Compounds The Problem Of Toxic Vaginas On Campus
BERKELEY, CA – As if navigating the treacherous waters of campus hookup culture wasn’t already nightmarish enough, a…