politics
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Fed Chair Yellen to Nation: Relax About the Debt, Folks, It’s Nowhere Near “Gajillion” Yet
1 WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that sent markets into a frenzy of nervous laughter, Federal Reserve…
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Participation Trophy Blues: America’s Young Men Discover Consequences
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a development that would leave Founding Father eyebrow’s permanently furrowed, America’s fresh crop of…
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Laptop From Hell Lives Up to Name: Hunter Biden’s Defense Blames Ghost for Felony Gun Charges
WILMINGTON, DE – In a legal maneuver so outlandish it would make even the most flamboyant ambulance chaser…
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From White Flag to White Wine: France Unveils Plan to To Shirk Longstanding Reputation as Earth’s Preeminent Chicken Shits.
PARIS, FRANCE – In a move that has both surprised and confused the international community, France has announced…
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Heil Yes! Germany Mulls WWIII as “Spicy Solution” to National Boredom.
BERLIN, GERMANY – In a move that surprised literally no one familiar with German history, the nation is…
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Pentagon Unveils Redneck Force: Because Freedom Ain’t Free, But It Should Come With a Yeehaw
WASHINGTON D.C. – In a move that surprised literally no one, the Pentagon yesterday announced the formation of…
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Commander in Grief: Exiled President Blames “Radical Greenies” for Adult Diaper Debacle
1 WASHINGTON, DC – In a stunning display of poetic justice, disgraced President Joe “Big Shart” Biden has…