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Prattle Of The Damned Somehow More Truthful Than The Atlantic
PLANET EARTH – In a development that has left journalists scratching their heads and fact-checkers reaching for a…
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Childless Couple Considers Adoption Solely for Purpose of Getting Bullshit Days Off Work Like Everyone Else
EVERYWHERE, USA – In a bold move that has left their friends, family, and HR department speechless, local…
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Walk of Shame Now Considered Badge of Honor, as More Women Embrace Being Enormous Whores
In a radical cultural shift that has fashionistas scrambling to adjust their wardrobes and therapists rethinking years of…
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Starbucks Preparing to Roll Out Disgusting Fall Flavors
SEATTLE, WA – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the coffee-loving community, Starbucks has announced its…
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Fitness Gurus or Professional Gaslighters? A Guide to the New Era of Guilt-Based Marketing
Fitness Gurus or Professional Gaslighters? Welcome to the era where fitness influencers double as your personal gaslighters, and…
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Demure Diva: How Jools Lebron Wants You to Swap Your Boldness for Blandness at Work
Jools Lebron’s Demure Makeup Dictates CHICAGO, IL – In the dazzling world of TikTok, where dance challenges and…
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AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for Incels
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a surprising development that has both baffled and alarmed experts, artificial intelligence is…
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POTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta for Discussing the Afterlife. We Strive to Adhere to Meta’s Strict Code of Conduct and will Include More Tits, Ass and OnlyFans Models in Future Posts
In a shocking display of audacity and complete disregard for the sacred dominion of Meta, our editorial team…
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Satan Prepares for Boomer Invasion: Hell’s Gate Gets an Upgrade
HELL – In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through the underworld, Satan has announced plans to…
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Gen Z Comes to Shocking Realization That the Toxic, Traumatic, and Abusive World They Live In Is Just Normal Everyday Life
National – In a stunning revelation that has rocked the foundations of social media and therapy circles alike,…
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Financial Guru Shocks World With Revolutionary New Concept: Don’t Buy Shit You Can’t Afford
LOS ANGELES, CA – In a groundbreaking move that has sent shockwaves through the get-rich-quick self-help industry, financial…
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Mormons are the Biggest Jews
SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Attention shoppers! Forget converting to Judaism for financial security, there’s a new sheriff…