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Next Generation Amazon Alexa to Feature A.I. That Will Console Your Wife’s Daily Complaints
SEATTLE, WA – In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize domestic harmony, Amazon announced today that its next-generation Alexa…
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Jerome Powell May Actually Be Rip Van Winkle. Fed Chair Asleep As Economy Crumbles.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a startling turn of events, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell may have just woken…
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AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for Incels
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a surprising development that has both baffled and alarmed experts, artificial intelligence is…
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POTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta for Discussing the Afterlife. We Strive to Adhere to Meta’s Strict Code of Conduct and will Include More Tits, Ass and OnlyFans Models in Future Posts
In a shocking display of audacity and complete disregard for the sacred dominion of Meta, our editorial team…
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Mr. Miyagi Unmasked: Karate Master or Shady Entrepreneur?
RESEDA / LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of disbelief…
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California residents plead with CIA to reinstate project MK Ultra, as the idea of free LSD sounds pretty good right now.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a desperate plea for relief from the relentless pressures of modern life, a…
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Parents Thrilled with Back-to-School Season: Another Excuse to Be Late to Work.
SCHENECTADY, NY – As the lazy days of summer wind down and the crisp scent of freshly sharpened…
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Pit Bull Owner Insists They Are the Kindest Breed, Despite Only Having Half His Face Left
CLEARWATER, FL – In a heartwarming display of loyalty and resilience, local man Harold “Half-Face” Jenkins continues to…
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Parents Indicted on Heinous Charge: Gifting Teen Son Car Without Heated Seats
KENNEBUNKPORT, ME – In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of outrage through the nation,…
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To Counter RNC’s Promotion by Hulk Hogan, DNC Promises to Exhibit President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
CHICAGO, IL – In an unprecedented move to outshine their Republican counterparts, the Democratic National Committee (DNC) has…
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Studies Show Surprising Number of Women Searching LoveAPrisoner.com Have Severe Mental Issues
LEAVENWORTH, KS – In a groundbreaking study that will surely spark debates among relationship experts and armchair psychologists alike,…
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Gen Z Comes to Shocking Realization That the Toxic, Traumatic, and Abusive World They Live In Is Just Normal Everyday Life
National – In a stunning revelation that has rocked the foundations of social media and therapy circles alike,…