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Back to School Season Celebrated by Cheaters Nationwide Who Get Their 7:30 AM to 3:45 PM Adultery Timeslots Back
U.S.A. – As the crisp autumn air fills the streets and the scent of freshly sharpened pencils permeates…
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Creative Geniuses at Disney Are Finding New Ways to Milk Robert Downey Jr for All He’s Worth
Burbank, CA – In a groundbreaking move that has shocked both industry analysts and casual moviegoers alike, Disney…
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Las Vegas Now Accepting Bets on What War We’re Heading Into: Civil War 2, Revolutionary War 2, or World War 3
LAS VEGAS, NV — In an unprecedented move that has stunned both the gambling and political worlds, the…
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Embarrassed by Olympic Losses in Shooting Events, Team USA to Recruit Alec Baldwin
PARIS, FRANCE – In a desperate bid to reclaim its former glory in Olympic shooting competitions, the United…
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Worlds Biggest Prepper Already Has Bunker Built for Y3K
APPALACHIAN MOUNTAINS, USA – In a shocking display of foresight that has left even the most seasoned meteorologists…
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Janet Yellen Allegedly Surfing CreditKarma.com In Search of Someone to Give the USA a Debt Consolidation Loan for $35 Trillion
WASHINGTON D.C. — In a shocking twist to the ongoing fiscal crisis, sources close to the Department of…
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Next Generation Amazon Alexa to Feature A.I. That Will Console Your Wife’s Daily Complaints
SEATTLE, WA – In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize domestic harmony, Amazon announced today that its next-generation Alexa…
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Jerome Powell May Actually Be Rip Van Winkle. Fed Chair Asleep As Economy Crumbles.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a startling turn of events, Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell may have just woken…
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AI: The Ultimate Wingman (Or Woman) for Incels
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a surprising development that has both baffled and alarmed experts, artificial intelligence is…
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POTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta for Discussing the Afterlife. We Strive to Adhere to Meta’s Strict Code of Conduct and will Include More Tits, Ass and OnlyFans Models in Future Posts
In a shocking display of audacity and complete disregard for the sacred dominion of Meta, our editorial team…
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Mr. Miyagi Unmasked: Karate Master or Shady Entrepreneur?
RESEDA / LOS ANGELES, CA – In a shocking turn of events that has sent ripples of disbelief…
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California residents plead with CIA to reinstate project MK Ultra, as the idea of free LSD sounds pretty good right now.
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In a desperate plea for relief from the relentless pressures of modern life, a…