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Broken Machines and Broken Dreams
Battle of the Machines: Maverik’s Nacho Cheese Dispenser vs. McDonald’s Soft Serve – Which Will Let You Down…
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Post Malone’s Utah Show Sparks Sudden Country Music Transformation: “Welcome to the Borg, Y’all”
In what can only be described as a cosmic joke on the entire music industry, Post Malone kicked…
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Man Achieves Sex Symbol Status After Backing His Truck into Every Parking Stall
Small-town parking lots everywhere are buzzing with an unexpected turn of events. Meet Greg Thompson, 34, an otherwise…
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Hispanic Family Succeeds in Having 1 Person Living in Their House Per Square Foot
In a groundbreaking achievement that has baffled urban planners and real estate agents alike, a local Mexican family…
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Local Boy Burns Down Parents’ Garage After Using Vacuum Cleaner to Siphon Gasoline
In a bold display of both ingenuity and staggering idiocy, local teenager known simply as “Nerdman” managed to…
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Crafts or Craps? A Journey Through the Fair’s Most Questionable Handmade Goods
SPANISH FORK, UT – Ah, the county fair—a place where the scent of funnel cakes mingles with the…
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Ex-Wife Refuses to Make Sandwich for Former Husband, Reminding the World of Why She’s an Ex-Wife
NEPHI, UT. – In a shocking display of inhumanity that has sent shockwaves through the nation, local woman,…
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Back to School Season Celebrated by Cheaters Nationwide Who Get Their 7:30 AM to 3:45 PM Adultery Timeslots Back
U.S.A. – As the crisp autumn air fills the streets and the scent of freshly sharpened pencils permeates…
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Heavenly Loopholes: How to Please God by Doing Nothing
Provo, UT— In the hallowed halls of Brigham Young University, a new trend is taking root among the…
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Pizza Delivery Guy Is Sick of Being Asked to Bone Housewives with No Money
Lehi, UT – Local pizza delivery driver, Gary ‘The Flash’ Ferguson, has had enough. The once-beloved purveyor of…
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Shocked by $200 per Night Hotel Room Price, Man Buys $85,000 Camping Trailer and $110,000 F350 Tow Rig to Avoid Being Ripped Off
NAMPA, ID – In a bold and financially questionable move, local resident, Leroy Jones, has decided to take…
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BATF Raids Local Yard Sale Containing Vintage Lawn Dart Set, Citing “Weapons of Mass Destruction”
POTTSTOWN, PA – In a shocking display of federal overreach, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives…