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Garbage Pail Kids’ eerie foresight
Common toys of childhood psychopaths found to hold mystic powers.
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Dysentery deserves better resolution
Dysentery makes a comeback, as Gen X activists cry for an ultra-high def gaming classic, “The Oregon Trail”.
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Lesbians Say: ‘Told You So’
Subaru’s reliability allows lesbians to traverse any snail trial, lickidy split.
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Freak Off Goes Supernova
Diddy’s oil-less freak off provides enough friction to sustain nuclear fusion.
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Chumming: Kanye’s new outreach.
Kanye West Dismisses Penny Throwing Incident as “Chumming for Jews”.
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Denny’s hosts the ultimate Boomer showdown!
Boomers Meet At Dennys to Brag About Yet Another Thing That Nobody Gives A Shit About…