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Putin’s Pompous Prank: How Vladimir Pulled a Fast One on Kim Jong Un
Pyongyang, North Korea – In an utterly predictable twist of international intrigue, Vladimir Putin has once again proven…
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Snoop Dogg Ignites Controversy, Not the Olympic Flame
Paris, France – In a move that has left the world scratching its head and the International Olympic…
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Tech Billionaire Throws Tantrum, Grounds Entire Airline Industry Until Flights to Epstein Island Resume
1 SEATTLE, WA – In a move that surprised absolutely no one, tech billionaire Bill Gates has single-handedly…
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Hand Injury Leaves Italian Man Speechless (Figuratively Impossible, Literally True)
Rome, Italy – In a tragicomic turn of events that would leave even The Pope speechless, a seemingly…
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US Government Agrees to Plea Deal Freeing Julian Assange in Order to Gain Better Access to Assassinating Him
2 Saipan, Northern Mariana Islands (POTD) – In a move that would make Machiavelli himself raise an eyebrow,…
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World on Edge as Putin and Kim Jong-un Meet to Compare Missile Sizes
1 PYONGYANG, NORTH KOREA – In a move that has international diplomats reaching for their Xanax prescriptions, Russian…
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From White Flag to White Wine: France Unveils Plan to To Shirk Longstanding Reputation as Earth’s Preeminent Chicken Shits.
PARIS, FRANCE – In a move that has both surprised and confused the international community, France has announced…
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Heil Yes! Germany Mulls WWIII as “Spicy Solution” to National Boredom.
BERLIN, GERMANY – In a move that surprised literally no one familiar with German history, the nation is…
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ComicCon Colombia Erupts in Churro-Fueled Chaos as Rival Escobars Flood the Floor with “Suspicious” Treats
MEDELLÍN, COLOMBIA – ComicCon Colombia transformed into a real-life narco nightmare yesterday after a swarm of cartoonishly mustachioed…