U.S.A. – As the crisp autumn air fills the streets and the scent of freshly sharpened pencils permeates the land, millions of children across the nation are reluctantly bidding farewell to the lazy days of summer. While parents and teachers alike rejoice in the return to structured schedules, there is another group quietly celebrating the start of the school year: adulterers.
For these individuals, the back-to-school season marks the triumphant return of coveted daytime hours, traditionally considered prime time for illicit rendezvous. With the little ones safely corralled in classrooms, spouses are occupied with work or volunteer commitments, leaving a wide window of opportunity for clandestine encounters.
“It’s like Christmas in August,” said one anonymous adulterer. “The school bell is the sweetest sound in the world. It’s my personal ‘get out of jail free’ card.”
Experts report a surge in cheap motel bookings and online dating activity as cheating hearts eagerly anticipate the return of their daily boning schedules. Some have even suggested that the uptick in school-related stress could inadvertently contribute to an increase in marital discord, creating a perfect storm for infidelity.
While the prospect of a return to normalcy is undoubtedly exciting for most, it’s clear that for a select group, the start of the school year is a time of renewed horniness. As the nation prepares for another academic year, it’s worth remembering that some people are more thrilled about the return to routine than the rest of us.
While the prospect of a return to normalcy is undoubtedly exciting for most, it’s clear that for a select group, the start of the school year is a time of renewed horniness. As the nation prepares for another academic year, it’s worth remembering that some people are more thrilled about the return to routine than the rest of us. Back-to-school: Adulterer’s delight season. Back-to-school: Adulterer’s delight season.
