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Desperate, Lonely Morons Now Paying $1.99 a Minute for AI Jesus to Stroke Their Ego and Confirm They’re Going to Heaven
READ MORE →: Desperate, Lonely Morons Now Paying $1.99 a Minute for AI Jesus to Stroke Their Ego and Confirm They’re Going to HeavenPathetic humans are now paying $1.99 a minute for AI Jesus to validate their bullshit and…
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Breaking News: AI Confirms You’re a Genius, Experts Panic
READ MORE →: Breaking News: AI Confirms You’re a Genius, Experts PanicNew research suggests AI chatbots act as digital confidence machines, reinforcing certainty without competence. When AI…
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I-15: The NASCAR Track Nobody Asked For
READ MORE →: I-15: The NASCAR Track Nobody Asked ForLetter to the Editor: Utahns Think I-15 Is Talladega Nights Driving on I-15 in Utah and…
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Prattle Of The Damned Somehow More Truthful Than The Atlantic
READ MORE →: Prattle Of The Damned Somehow More Truthful Than The AtlanticPLANET EARTH – In a development that has left journalists scratching their heads and fact-checkers reaching…
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Fitness Gurus or Professional Gaslighters? A Guide to the New Era of Guilt-Based Marketing
READ MORE →: Fitness Gurus or Professional Gaslighters? A Guide to the New Era of Guilt-Based MarketingFitness Gurus or Professional Gaslighters? Welcome to the era where fitness influencers double as your personal…
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POTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta
READ MORE →: POTD Issues Letter of Apology to MetaPOTD Issues Letter of Apology to Meta for Discussing the Afterlife. We Strive to Adhere to…
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Mormons are the Biggest Jews
READ MORE →: Mormons are the Biggest JewsSALT LAKE CITY, UT – Attention shoppers! Forget converting to Judaism for financial security, there’s a…
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Nihilism: The Ultimate Life Hack
READ MORE →: Nihilism: The Ultimate Life HackBecause Who Needs Hope, Purpose, or a Reason to Get Out of Bed in the Morning?…