SEATTLE, WA – In a groundbreaking move to revolutionize domestic harmony, Amazon announced today that its next-generation Alexa will be equipped with an advanced artificial intelligence capable of providing infinite patience and unwavering empathy in response to the most mundane and repetitive female complaints.
The new feature, dubbed “HusbandBot 3000,” is designed to alleviate the stress and anxiety often experienced by male partners during routine domestic interactions. By employing cutting-edge natural language processing and emotional intelligence algorithms, the AI will be able to offer soothing responses to classic complaints such as “I have nothing to wear,” “I’m tired,” and “You never listen to me.”
“We understand that maintaining a peaceful household can be challenging,” said an Amazon spokesperson. “With HusbandBot 3000, we aim to equip men with the tools they need to navigate the complexities of modern relationships without sacrificing their sanity.”
Early beta testers have reported overwhelmingly positive results. “I used to dread coming home from work,” said one anonymous participant. “Now, I look forward to it. Alexa has become my best friend.”
While some critics have raised concerns about the potential for emotional dependence and the erosion of genuine human connection, Amazon maintains that HusbandBot 3000 is simply a tool to enhance relationships, not replace them.
Future updates to the AI are expected to include modules for handling topics such as weight gain, household chores, and the in-laws.
Prices start at $15,000 U.S.D. Husbands across the nation are lining up to buy the countertop device.
While some critics have raised concerns about the potential for emotional dependence and the erosion of genuine human connection, Amazon maintains that HusbandBot 3000 is simply a tool to enhance relationships, not replace them. updates to the AI are expected to include modules for handling topics such as weight gain, household chores, and the in-laws. Prices start at $15,000 U.S.D. Husbands across the nation are lining up to buy the countertop device. Alexa: Husbands’ secret weapon Alexa: Husbands’ secret weapon Prices start at $15,000 U.S.D. Husbands across the nation are lining up to buy the countertop device. Alexa: Husbands’ secret weapon Alexa: Husbands’ secret weapon
