Pyongyang, North Korea – In an utterly predictable twist of international intrigue, Vladimir Putin has once again proven that he’s not just a master of politics but also a connoisseur of practical jokes. This time, his target was none other than North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. After finally catching a marathon of Punk’d, Putin decided to channel his inner Ashton Kutcher, and the result was nothing short of comedic gold.
The catalyst for this international shenanigan? Kim’s latest satellite launch. Putin, apparently binge-watching episodes of the early-2000s prank show, saw an opportunity to show off his own brand of covert comedy. Reports indicate that after seeing a particularly brutal episode where unsuspecting celebs were duped into thinking their cars were stolen, Putin had a revelation: why not pull the ultimate punk on Kim Jong Un?
The North Korean leader had been boasting about his new satellite, allegedly a high-tech marvel meant to advance the nation’s space capabilities. However, in a twist fit for a reality TV show, it turns out Kim’s satellite was nothing more than a glorified cable TV dish designed to beam in Rocky Balboa movies. And Putin, with his newly-acquired Punk’d expertise, decided to make sure Kim’s launch went as smoothly as a porcupine on a slip ‘n slide.
In a top-secret operation that only the most elite spies could fathom, Putin orchestrated a little mechanical mishap. The faulty rocket engine, which was supposedly an accident, ensured that Kim’s satellite was destined for an unceremonious nosedive. As the rocket sputtered and crashed spectacularly, Putin reportedly enjoyed a glass of vodka while chuckling to himself.
Kim’s reaction was priceless. In a fit of indignation, he reportedly screamed, “Why does everything I touch explode like it’s in a bad action movie?” To which a smug Putin allegedly replied through a secure line, “Maybe you should have gone with a better plot, Kim. Or at least upgraded to HD for your movies.”
In the aftermath, Kim Jong Un’s spokesperson attempted to save face by announcing that the rocket was “merely a test run” and that the real satellite would be launched soon. But the damage was done. Kim’s dream of broadcasting the iconic training montages of Rocky to his loyal subjects had been dashed. Instead, he was left with the ignominious title of the world’s most publically embarrassed space enthusiast.
Putin’s prank has left international relations a tad frostier, though it’s hard to feel too sorry for Kim. After all, the spectacle of the leader of North Korea being outwitted by a man who once claimed he could “judo chop” his way out of trouble is hard to overlook. It’s clear that Putin’s mastery of deception now extends well beyond the bounds of geopolitics, proving once again that when it comes to pranks, he’s the undisputed heavyweight champion.
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