Paris, France – In a move that has left the world scratching its head and the International Olympic Committee (IOC) scrambling for damage control, hip-hop legend Snoop Dogg has been chosen to carry the Olympic torch. Or, more accurately, a suspiciously torch-shaped bong.
The iconic rapper, known for his contributions to the world of, uh, culture, was seen casually strolling through the streets of Paris, his hand wrapped around a rather large, glass object. While the IOC insists it was a traditional Olympic torch, slow-motion replays and expert analysis have revealed the object’s true nature.
Social media has erupted with a mix of disbelief, amusement, and outrage. Some are hailing it as a bold, revolutionary statement about the hypocrisy of sports and drug culture. Others are simply baffled as to how this oversight occurred.
“It’s a bold move, Cotton,” said one anonymous IOC official, clearly not named after a fictional detective. “Let’s just hope the athletes don’t get any ideas.”
Snoop Dogg has yet to comment on the situation, but his Instagram story featured a picture of the alleged torch with the caption, “Blaze it, homie.”
As the world watches with bated breath to see if the Olympic flame will actually be lit or if the entire ceremony will descend into a cloud of smoke, one thing is certain: the 2024 Paris Olympics will go down in history, whether they want to or not.
Snoop Dogg replaces torch with bong Snoop Dogg replaces torch with bong As the world watches with bated breath to see if the Olympic flame will actually be lit or if the entire ceremony will descend into a cloud of smoke, one thing is certain: the 2024 Paris Olympics will go down in history, whether they want to or not. As the world watches with bated breath to see if the Olympic flame will actually be lit or if the entire ceremony will descend into a cloud of smoke, one thing is certain: the 2024 Paris Olympics will go down in history, whether they want to or not.
